According to several entertainment sources, a new comedy called Business Trip has been picked up by Universal Pictures. Written by Stacey Harman, the film focuses on four women who take a business trip together and, instead of getting any real business-oriented work done, shenanigans ensue. Apparently, it's being produced by the same people involved with The Hangover, so I speculate that Business Trip will contain similar comedic elements, but from a female perspective.
How do I feel about this? It's hard to say. I've longed to see a film that focuses on what women actually do when they're screwing off together. I'm pretty sure they get high sometimes. They might even sleep until noon and not have jobs and live in their parents' basement at the age of 34 (although probably not in a film about women in corporateAmerica
How do I feel about this? It's hard to say. I've longed to see a film that focuses on what women actually do when they're screwing off together. I'm pretty sure they get high sometimes. They might even sleep until noon and not have jobs and live in their parents' basement at the age of 34 (although probably not in a film about women in corporate
Dear Business Trip filmmakers,
2. Do not institute a plot point that involves one of the lead actresses finally feeling complete because she finds a man who rescues her from her horrible life as a lonely, over-achieving corporate executive i.e. childless, feminist spinster.
3. Do not include a scene where one or two or all of these women make out, possibly in a hot tub, but definitely in front of a man, just for the sole purpose of performing some lightweight pornographic male fantasy.
4. Do not kill one of them off with a melodramatic deadly-illness twist.
5. Do not include a scene where one or two or all of these women get depressed about a man, and as a result, gorge themselves on any carbohydrate-infused junk food within reach, while simultaneously sobbing (for extra comedic effect).
6. Do not ever allow any character to utter the phrase "cat-fight" … ever.
7. Do not script any of the following: klutzy falling scenes, food fights, cake-decorating, aerobics classes, weepy arguments with Mom, random bursting into song, lip-synching and/or dancing around in pajamas to 60s music, a wedding, an ice-queen who can't feel, an infantilized, codependent ditz, group slut-shaming, or group competition for a man.
8. Do not even go near "scheming-vindictive-bitch" territory; we get enough of that in the male-dominated comedies of the Apatowverse.
9. Do not try to balance out the characters' personalities by making one a good, sweet, virginal Madonna and another a fucked-ten-men-in-one-night, "crazy party girl" who dances topless on bar tables with a cigarette in one hand and a tequila shot in the other.
10. Do not make one or more of the characters "baby-crazy" and/or desperate to be inseminated by a gay best friend.
11. Do not turn this into Sex and the City Takes a Business Trip, even though that's undoubtedly what everyone will encourage you to do.
2. Do not institute a plot point that involves one of the lead actresses finally feeling complete because she finds a man who rescues her from her horrible life as a lonely, over-achieving corporate executive i.e. childless, feminist spinster.
3. Do not include a scene where one or two or all of these women make out, possibly in a hot tub, but definitely in front of a man, just for the sole purpose of performing some lightweight pornographic male fantasy.
4. Do not kill one of them off with a melodramatic deadly-illness twist.
5. Do not include a scene where one or two or all of these women get depressed about a man, and as a result, gorge themselves on any carbohydrate-infused junk food within reach, while simultaneously sobbing (for extra comedic effect).
6. Do not ever allow any character to utter the phrase "cat-fight" … ever.
7. Do not script any of the following: klutzy falling scenes, food fights, cake-decorating, aerobics classes, weepy arguments with Mom, random bursting into song, lip-synching and/or dancing around in pajamas to 60s music, a wedding, an ice-queen who can't feel, an infantilized, codependent ditz, group slut-shaming, or group competition for a man.
8. Do not even go near "scheming-vindictive-bitch" territory; we get enough of that in the male-dominated comedies of the Apatowverse.
9. Do not try to balance out the characters' personalities by making one a good, sweet, virginal Madonna and another a fucked-ten-men-in-one-night, "crazy party girl" who dances topless on bar tables with a cigarette in one hand and a tequila shot in the other.
10. Do not make one or more of the characters "baby-crazy" and/or desperate to be inseminated by a gay best friend.
11. Do not turn this into Sex and the City Takes a Business Trip, even though that's undoubtedly what everyone will encourage you to do.
Love,
Bitch Flicks
Bitch Flicks
6 comments:
Nice advice!
I hope this movie is genuinely, laugh out loud funny. And, obviously, not at the women's expense. I love funny people and the world is full of hilarious women. Only it seems they never get to be in movies. Clearly, this pisses me off.
Did you say 'no shopping?' Because that's important. No freaking shopping, especially not in peppy montage.
The further I read through your letter the more worried I got that they are going to do the opposite of your recommendations.
Eileen, surely shopping would be ok as long as it was for something like booze or DVDs. If it is for shoes then obviously - Not Interested.
I give this one a 10% chance of being worth watching--if excessive shopping is the worst of it, I'll be thrilled. In fact, a really good shoe shopping scene might not be a bad thing...
amen!
sadly though, I can't even imagine that they could pull it off.
thanks for the thoughtful post.
ae
And there should be no scenes that focus on make-overs. They are allowed to make themselves up, or do something like paint fingernails while talking about something else as long as it is not the primary objective of the scene.
There should not be a major plot point in which the shallow bitch or well-meaning-yet-misguided woman take the lovelorn frumpy one under their wing and through a few small changes turns them into a busty sex goddess. This is along the lines of shopping; it's female bonding through consumerism.
I assume we mean clothes shopping. Shopping for a car, computer, vibrator, nuclear accelerator is quite different. But I also don't think it should be done merely to sneak more brands in which companies will be dying to do.
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